I’m here to stop myself from going back to my town’s Facebook page, where right now there is a very tiresome yet provoking argument. I’m sure that Michelle doesn’t mean to imply that the only way for people to get information is the way SHE prefers to get information (thanks for yet again replying to a question using only a link to Google, Michelle! Very neighborly of you!), and I’m sure Carol doesn’t mean to imply that the town’s page should only be used for things she personally is interested in (thanks for yet again saying you don’t understand why anyone cares about this, Carol!), but in that case why is this argument happening and why are phrases such as “you people” and “better things to do” being bandied about? And why does it happen that there are people who think it is a waste of time to chat on Facebook, but do NOT think it is a waste of time to criticize others, on Facebook, for chatting on Facebook?

I have already said my piece (despite believing that the absolute best way to handle this would have been to hit “hide conversation”), and it was well-received (more likes than Michelle and Carol are getting, and no one fighting with me about it), so now I need to stop participating while I’m ahead. It helps to remember that theoretically whatever I write can be seen by my clients and their families.

Speaking of which, I am feeling panicky and meh about my job again. I don’t know why it happened. Oh, actually, I think it’s that my schedule changed. One of my main clients decreased her hours and that eliminated a big chunk of mine. So now I’m meeting new clients again, and my schedule is irregular again, and I don’t like either of those things. Anyway, I’m back to feeling bad on work days, and feeling like it’s the wrong job for me, and needing to repeatedly list to myself the reasons why I should stick with it anyway (it’s a good answer for the “What do you do?” question; it’s a good job for immediately increasing hours/paycheck if Something Happened; I believe in the value of the work itself; I wasn’t happy when I WASN’T working, either; probably nothing else part-time and entry-level is going to be any better, and at least I’m over the new-job hurdle with this one; I DO feel good on my way HOME from a shift).

Well. It’s possible some of this is post-holiday blues. It doesn’t FEEL as if it’s connected, but one can only go so many years feeling depressed in January before one is forced to concede that it COULD be part of it. I’m very glad to have something fun planned for this weekend. I’m also glad, despite what I just said about my job, that I’m working today: how I’m feeling right now is how I used to feel a LOT of the time, and it’s one of the reasons I GOT the job, so I don’t think I can say it’s BECAUSE OF the job. And despite the dread I feel right now, I know from experience that when I’m THERE working, and when I’m on my way home, my mood will be significantly better than it is right now.

Tis the season for suddenly wanting to get rid of stuff, and that is what I have been doing. Last night I went through our closet, not with the “Only keep what BRINGS YOU JOY” policy (please), but more with the “If there is dust visibly accumulated on the top edge of this garment, perhaps we no longer wear it.” Paul still had ’90s-era rugby shirts. I had shirts I was keeping in order to bitterly resent what disappointments they’d been. I went through my bras and got rid of the ones I never, ever wear. I got rid of a pair of pants I had been keeping just in case I ever had a need for a pair of pants I hated.

I went through my stationery. That was hard to do, but I had SO MUCH of it, I would literally not be able to use it in my lifetime. It was at the point where I no longer enjoyed choosing a note card to send, because of how difficult it was to go through the crammed boxes of them. I filled TWO plastic grocery bags with stationery to get rid of, and I STILL have lots left. I didn’t want to WASTE it by getting rid of it—but I WAS wasting it, by keeping it and not using it. Now someone on Freecycle has it, and SHE will use it.

I got rid of a shelf’s worth of books. I wanted to own each of them at the time I acquired them, and got satisfaction out of those acquisitions and the subsequent possessions—but either I haven’t re-read them or I’m done re-reading them. Time to stop keeping them just in case there is an apocalyptic situation where I would be glad of every page.

I tossed a handful of lipsticks that I never wear. They were fun to try, and educational; and they will, I hope, keep me from buying anything orangey or light pink in the future—and so they have served their purpose full-well.

In fact, that was a helpful line of thought for me: that even if I hadn’t gotten my money’s worth in the sense of using up the whole lipstick or using up all the cards, I’d gotten my money’s worth ANYWAY: the fun of considering the purchase, the fun of making the purchase and bringing it home, the fun of using several of the cards / trying the lipstick / wearing the shirt to a party. I got rid of a shirt I’d worn literally once, to a lunch date with an ex-boyfriend. I’ve had that shirt for 10-12 years, and it was exactly the right shirt for the lunch date and has not been right for anything else, and it cost $13 on clearance and it is time for Goodwill to have it. I got my FULL $13 out of that shirt the only time I wore it: it wasn’t “$13 per wearing,” it was “$13 to have the Right Shirt for that occasion and feel perfectly dressed for it and relieve some of the what-on-earth-should-I-WEAR stress leading up to such an event.” And what additional value am I getting out of an item by STORING and NOT-USING it? More value will be extracted by giving it to someone who WILL use it—or, at minimum, in the case of things that must be thrown away, by freeing up space to put something else.

It also helped to remember something I read in a book about hoarding, which is that the peak stress is felt in the moment before getting rid of an item; afterward, there is usually relief, and no regret, and in fact usually the item and accompanying stress are forgotten entirely. This is for items that actually OUGHT to be gotten rid of, of course: don’t try this with, say, all the shirts you usually wear, or the saucepans you use multiple times per week. But I have found it to be true for things such as a blush that’s too orange for me, or a book of essays about pregnancy I haven’t read in eight years and am no longer interested in reading, or the mugs that always get pushed to the back of the shelf.

The hardest calendars to choose this year were the ones for Rob/Edward’s room and William/Henry’s room. Rob (16) and William (14) like a lot of the same calendars; Edward (10) and Henry (8) like a lot of the same calendars. It ends up being “Which of Rob and William’s choices do Edward and Henry not mind?” But in a few years Rob and William will go off to college and then Edward and Henry will get the full power of choice. We ended up with mostly calendars that weren’t even on my original list.

This is the calendar for Rob and Edward’s room:

Astronomy. This wasn’t one of the original list I showed them to choose from, but Rob said, “Are there any SPACE calendars?” and Edward said “Oh, I like space too!,” and so it was decided.

 

This is the calendar for William and Henry’s room:

This Day in History. I was surprised they both wanted this one, but they did.

 

This is the calendar for Elizabeth’s room:

Walrus. Purchased on a 50% off sale with free shipping, because Zazzle is expensive.

 

For the kitchen:

Kitchen Happiness. I was pretty sure this one would win, and it did.

 

For next to my computer:

Guinea pigs. I didn’t realize how much I wanted a guinea pig calendar until I saw one. This one was such a hit with the kids, I considered getting it for our kitchen calendar—but that would throw everything off, because I didn’t want the Kitchen Happiness calendar for next to my computer.

 

For next to Paul’s computer:

Vintage Patent Blueprints. I was thinking the older boys would like this, but they were both meh about it—and then Paul glanced over and said HE would want that one.

Kate wants to know what I want for Christmas. World peace, Kate. And for my tulip bulbs NOT to be eaten by voles this year. Also:

 

A Few of the Girls, by Maeve Binchy. This is a pre-order, and I LOVE to get pre-ordered books for birthday/Christmas: Amazon then ships it so that it arrives the very first day the book is available, and by then I’ve lost track of when it will arrive so it’s a happy surprise. I have low hopes for this book, since it’s YET ANOTHER book published after Maeve Binchy’s death, and so I’m wondering if they’re just sort of scraping together some half-formed notes and calling it a book, but whatever, I want it.

 

Catastrophic Happiness, by Catherine Newman. Another pre-order. Her first book, Waiting for Birdy, is the kind I happy-cry all the way through. Strongly recommended for pregnant women, if you have any on your shopping list.

 

Marmar Modern Daisy Earrings. I am slowly acquiring quite a collection of Marmar and Marmar Modern earrings. I love them so much, and the French hooks don’t bother my skin the way some do (I don’t know if I have a weird neck angle or a weird earlobe angle or what, but the ends of French hooks often brush lightly and itchily against my neck, so that I keep scratching and leaving big pink marks).

 

Stud earrings. We are not forbidden from wearing dangling earrings at work, but we are strongly discouraged. “Accidents happen,” my trainer said darkly. But I don’t usually wear stud earrings, so I have the ones I got my ears pierced with and that’s about it.

 

Scrub tops. This is a good moment to mention the winner of my gradually-increasing scrub top collection: the Scrubstar Premium Flexible. They have big stretchy black panels on the sides. I wish they came in alllllll the colors and patterns. Only hot pink and turquoise are available online at the moment, but when I went to the store the other day they had it in red and grey as well. I look silly in red, but I now own all three other colors. The pants, too, are superior: big wide stretchy waistband, so comfy. I plan to wear these as pajamas when I no longer need them for work.

 

Kiva gift cards. Paul gets me a $25 gift card every birthday and Christmas now, and the more of them I acquire, the more often I get to re-lend. I love this.

 

Lunch box for work.

 

See’s Candies. So expensive, so yummy.

 

Traverse Bay chocolate-covered dried cherries. These would be on my list except that they went down in price and I pounced. Previously, the best price I’d seen them at was $7/pound, or $28 per 4-pound box. When they went down to $23 for 4 pounds, or ONE-FOURTH the price per pound of See’s chocolates, I SPRANG.

 

Jewel: Let it Snow. Jewel’s Joy: A Holiday Collection (which is only $3.99 now, probably because of the new album) is one of my favorites to listen to while wrapping presents (I cry every time she hits the high note on O Holy Night, though I skip past her jouncy version of Rudolph), so I’m half-excited, half-nervous about hearing the new one.

 

Kikkerland Retro Pens. My sister-in-law and I both have these and we both love them, and we both want MORE.

 

Animal Box postcards. I really really really really don’t need any more postcards. I have, like, an 18-gallon bin FULL of them. But. Animal cards are a very common request on Postcrossing, and it’s fun to have the very animal someone is collecting.

Okay, okay, things are going a little better now. My mom and I went out shopping yesterday, and seeing all the pretty holiday stuff in the stores put me much more firmly into the right state of mind. I bought some nice wrapping paper I absolutely don’t need at all, and four bags of a jalapeno kettle corn I’ve been keeping an eye out for (so far I’ve found it at HomeGoods and at Marshalls), and we had lunch at Wendy’s, and perhaps we are all going to make it through this season of joy after all.

I did NOT take a picture of the kids as planned, because I forgot Rob and William had an after-school thing, and the Rob and I got snippy in the car on the way home, and so anyway let’s just postpone that into the full-on panic zone. It helped to think about what would I tell someone else in the same situation: I’d say, “Well, if people don’t get a photo in the cards this year, or if you don’t even send out cards at all, or if you send out, say, the half-dozen most important ones and no others, that’s really not a huge deal. You’d just do it next year and probably most people wouldn’t even notice or care. Your mechanic is not waiting by the mailbox for the Thistle Christmas card.”

I DID, however, put all the candy canes and chocolate ornaments on the tree (I did some while waiting for it to be time to pick up my mom to go shopping, and some while waiting for my coffee to reheat in the microwave) and, when combined with the few ornaments the kids have made at school, and the few ornaments I’d bought since last year so hadn’t packed away in the Christmas box, to my surprise the tree looks pretty much decorated. It’s sparse, and I still do want to bring up the box of ornaments and do some more, but we went from Sad Undecorated Tree to Pretty Much Decorated Tree in about five minutes.

The chocolate ornaments, by the way, are not exactly a CHEAP treat (I found a bag of them at HomeGoods for $10), but I plan to do them EVERY YEAR FOREVER. I bought them last year for the first time, on a shopping trip in which I was in exactly the right mood to spring for them, and I felt like they gave a lot of holiday bang for the buck. Every day after school I let the kids choose one thing (candy cane or chocolate ornament) from the tree, and it’s an easy way to do something festive. I wish I’d saved the package so I could show you what to look for, and so I’d know how MANY were in a bag, but it’s…a few dozen, I think, in a clear bag with a paper label stapling the top closed. And they look like this:

The package contains some silver ornaments, some red, some gold. At HomeGoods, they were in with the special holiday treats—all the fancier-looking foods you might give as gifts. They had a smaller bag, too, for $4, if you do not have QUITE so many people in your household.

Oh, for something else I can tell you about but have issues trying to link to, I highly recommend this Advent/countdown-to-Christmas tree by Melissa & Doug:

I mean, I DID just link to it, but (1) it’s not in stock on Amazon until December 14th, which I think we can all agree is A LITTLE LATE IN THE GAME, and (2) it’s more expensive on Amazon than I paid. I found it at HomeGoods for $14.99. It’s a magnetic wooden tree, and the base is a little bin that holds 24 assorted magnetic wooden ornaments and a magnetic wooden star for the top. It works out nicely at our house (24 ornaments + 1 star = 25, 25 divides evenly by 5 children), except that then I never get to choose the day’s ornament, and I REALLY want to. Next year I think we will do something like 24 ornaments divided by 5 children plus 1 mother = 4 ornaments each, and then Paul can do the star.

ALSO, I remembered my Christmas EARRINGS! I can’t believe I’d forgotten them! Today I’m wearing the little metallic gift-bow stud earrings I bought at Claire’s last year in a multi-pack of assorted colors: PERFECT for work, since I’m not supposed to wear dangling earrings. If you want to spend a little more and/or want something for your wish list, may I recommend these?

Sienna Sky Car & Tree Earrings. They are my top-favorite holiday earrings, especially since they feel right any time after Thanksgiving, and because “cars carrying home trees” is one of my favorite holiday-season sightings. They are rather SMALL and LIGHT; that’s either a warning or a selling point, depending on your preferences.

Chalk It Up. I dislike inspirational sayings. I very much DO like warped inspirational sayings. “If at first you don’t succeed…skydiving is not for you.” “The early bird gets the worm…but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

 

Color Your Year. Coloring books for grown-ups are everywhere. This is the calendar version. I like that you can FORCE it to match your kitchen. It appeals to me to think of having a can of colored pencils near the calendar, and coloring it a bit at a time, maybe as a family effort.

 

Faerie Houses. Uber-twee!

 

Chihuly. Blown-glass sculptures. But the cover image is by far my favorite one.

 

Charley Harper. I enjoyed the Charley Harper calendar I had a number of years ago, and this one looks so colorful it tempts me to repeat. I appreciate the deer-butt on the cover.

 

Lotta Jansdotter. It was down to this or 1950s Patterns last year for the calendar next to my computer, and I went with the latter. Maybe this year is Lotta’s turn.

 

Kilty Pleasures. Perhaps someone on your list is a big fan of Jamie Fraser of the Outlander series and would like to…explore that subject further.

 

Roald Dahl. Ohhhhh, I’m so tempted. I was very taken with Quentin Blake’s illustrations as a child, and still am. (You can see pictures of the back here.) [Update: sadly now sold out on Amazon. But the second link still has it in stock, if you don’t mind ordering from the UK.]

 

Cats in Hats. I bought Elizabeth the Cats in Sweaters calendar last year, and it was a big success. This seems like a good sequel. I’m hoping for Cats in Pants in 2017.

 

Super Mario Bros. In my cart for one of the kids’ rooms.

 

Peanuts. This taps right into some strong childhood nostalgia.

 

Little Golden Books. Speaking of childhood nostalgia.

 

Pusheen the Cat. We had a Pusheen calendar for our kitchen last year. Normally I would be very disinclined to repeat the same type of calendar two years in a row, but it was fun having a calendar all seven of us liked.

 

The New Yorker Covers. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride: every year it’s a finalist, but I’ve never bought one.

 

Shepard Fairey. I like the look of this. I think what will take it off my list is that there are some months I really don’t like the picture for.

 

Bike Art. My parents have gotten into biking this year. If they still used a wall calendar, this would be a good gift idea for them.

 

Birds in Art. What I like about this is you’d get an assortment of styles: not just Sibley birds, not just Audubon birds, but a mix of a lot of different artists.

 

See America! I love the style, I love the pictures, but I don’t like that they squished down the calendar grid to make the pictures bigger. I need space, SPACE!

 

Every Day’s a Holiday. I think the children would enjoy this, but that I would get weary of the children enjoying it.

 

Farmer’s Market. I had this one a couple of years ago, and it was one of my very favorite kitchen calendars. Paul bought me a couple of prints by the same artist for my birthday.

 

Downton Abbey. I have just recently started watching this show, and I love it so much.

 

Masha D’yans. I’ve had this one as a finalist for several years—and it sells out before I can order. This year I am going to try to make up my mind earlier.

 

Rube Goldberg Inventions. In my cart, probably for one of the kids’ rooms, or maybe for the kitchen since that’s a good place to stand around and look carefully at something while Mother is trying to cook.

 

Animal Portraits. So fancy.

 

The Little World of Liz Climo. I am so charmed by this, I nearly bought it on the spot, mid-post. Fortunately I noticed in time that this is the kind of calendar that has no place to write. I do use a calendar for art, but USEFUL art: I can check the date on my phone, but I want a place on the kitchen wall to write the doctor appointments.

 

Dr. Who. In my cart as a candidate for one of the children’s rooms.

 

SuperGraphic. In the cart for the kids or Paul.

 

Crap Taxidermy. It’s funny to think that some of us will know JUST the person to give this to.

 

Mathematics. I get this for Paul every single year. He uses it as an office calendar, and he and his officemates stand around the whiteboard trying to figure out each day’s problem.

 

Vintage Patent Blueprints. I think one of my two older boys would really like this. It doesn’t have space to write appointments, but they only use calendars as wall art. I am finding too many candidates for their calendars this year.

 

Forest Feast. This makes me think of Catherine Newman and how she and her kids have been doing some fun foraging. No top picture, though: it’s a half-size wall calendar.

 

Beer Labels. It pleases me to think how much my late mother-in-law would have hated this.

 

This is Paris. I suspect a lot of us are feeling more sentimental about Paris than usual this year.

 

Kitchen Happiness. I LOVE THIS ONE. Strong finalist for my kitchen.

 

Things Come Apart. One of the older boys had this one last year, and it was a very satisfying one.

 

Floral X-ray. Strong finalist.

 

The Writers’ House. I love this concept: pictures of authors’ houses.

 

William Morris. I have a mug in the pattern on this calendar’s cover, so it was startling to see it!

 

Flying Mouse. I’m not entirely sure what I’m looking at.

 

Wassily Kandinsky. I like Kandinsky, but I am not sure I want a whole year of Kandinsky.

 

The Book Lover’s Calendar. I don’t generally like The Classics, so this is not the calendar for me. But it immediately grabs my attention as the right calendar for MANY, MANY PEOPLE. I love that the cover shows all twelve books that will be featured.

 

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Those are the 2016 calendar candidates! And as usual, I hope you will tell me what calendar you are choosing for the upcoming year, if you ARE choosing a calendar.

Paul’s workplace: “We need to know EVERYTHING about EVERY family member! Social Security numbers! Birth dates! Employers! All income sources! Web site addresses! Email addresses! Stock holdings! Extended family members! EVERY SINGLE PERSONAL DETAIL! And we need it updated annually AT LEAST, for the protection of EVERYONE!”

Paul’s workplace: “Oops, we got hacked. Again. All your private information is public. Again.”

Paul’s workplace: “FOR EVERYONE’S PROTECTION, we need everyone to update private information again. Is your teenager working part-time at the grocery store? WE NEED THAT INFORMATION. FOR YOUR SAFETY. Provide it or we regret that we can no longer consider you an employee.”

Paul’s workplace: “You are not going to believe this. It’s funny, really. Ooooo, but do we have a treat for YOU: free credit checks for a YEAR!! A whole year!”

It is time to choose the winners for the Jacquie Lawson Advent Calendar! Here are the nine winners:

Robin (2015/12/03 at 11:12 pm)
Melissa (2015/12/03 at 4:43 pm)
Devany (2015/12/03 at 10:46 pm)
Doing My Best (2015/12/03 at 9:32 pm)
StephLove (2015/12/03 at 9:35 pm)
Diane (2015/12/03 at 7:59 pm)
Kim S. (2015/12/03 at 5:37 pm)
VirginiaMom (2015/12/03 at 3:17 pm)
Lisa (2015/12/03 at 3:28 pm)

I had the calendars sent to the email addresses used in the comments. Let me know if yours didn’t come through.

But wait! Because Super Grover emailed me:

OK, this calendar is *awesome.*

I was going to enter the contest, but when I saw how many people were excited, I decided that I’d just take the plunge and get it for myself.

Then, I realized *I* could indulge my inner bargain-hunter and take advantage of the cheapo pricing, too.

So! Here are 10 activation codes for other people to use, so you can make the contest bigger!

So here are the ten additional winners:

melissa (2015/12/03 at 3:25 pm)
Lydia (2015/12/04 at 9:52 am)
Nikki B. (2015/12/03 at 5:17 pm)
Stephanie M (2015/12/03 at 4:11 pm)
Mkhernan (2015/12/04 at 12:34 am)
elly (2015/12/03 at 7:57 pm)
Monique S. (2015/12/04 at 2:06 am)
Kalendi (2015/12/03 at 6:22 pm)
Carrie (2015/12/03 at 10:51 pm)
Wendy (2015/12/03 at 7:49 pm)

Those calendars have been sent as well, to the email addresses used for commenting; the listed sender will be Super Grover. Again, let me know if yours didn’t come through.

This was fun! Thank you, Super Grover!

I have a Christmas thing to recommend. My aunt sent us one of these a few years ago, and now we buy our own each year. It’s an Advent calendar for the computer—though I believe it would be more precisely called a “countdown to Christmas” calendar, since it’s for December 1-25 rather than a period of time including the four Sundays preceding Christmas. ANYWAY. It has turned out to be the funnest thing, and I love it, and the kids love it.

It costs four dollars, which was a hurdle for me at first, I’m not sure why. Actually, I think I know why: it’s because paying for something online means giving information and money online, and I feel squirrelly about that with any new company. If I could have bought a computer disc for $4 at the store, I wouldn’t have even hesitated.

I haven’t even told you really what this IS yet. First of all, it is a cute snow globe that sits in the corner of your computer screen, looking like so:

When you click on it, as you will do at least once a day, you’ll get this little menu:

If you choose “Enter Scene,” your whole computer screen will be filled with this picture:

See all the numbers scattered around? You can click on each number on or after its day: i.e., on the 3rd, you can click the number 3, and you can also still go to 1 and 2. Some days, clicking a number will take you to a short animation with music. For example, on Day 1 this year, there was a band gathering to play a Christmas song. Some days, you’ll instead go to an activity or game. For example, on Day 2, we got to DECORATE STAINED GLASS WINDOWS:

We were all FIGHTING to take turns to do this. There are also Christmas trees to decorate:

Again, lots of fighting about whose turn it is to decorate a tree. (I have to wait until they go to bed or school to get a turn.) There are three trees to decorate (and re-decorate: you can do it again and again, AND WE DO), and one of them (the one most recently decorated, Elizabeth says) [Update: she is wrong, it’s the one you drag the “Display” sign to], shows up IN THE SCENE ITSELF after you decorate it! The stained glass windows also appear in the scene! It is so fun. And then when you’re done playing you choose “Shrink Scene” at the bottom of the page, and it all disappears back into the little snow globe.

Although one countdown-to-Christmas calendar is $4, if you buy ten or more of them they’re only $2 each. I find this kind of deal difficult to resist, so I’ve bought ten of them. One is for me, and I will give the other nine to you. Leave a comment SOON if you want to be entered in the drawing: we’re already on Day 3! Probably this evening I will choose nine people, if I have the time; otherwise, tomorrow morning. [Update: definitely not tonight! Tomorrow!] The calendar is sent by email (you then go to the site from your link and download the calendar), so it can be to you in time for Day 4!

I am feeling sad and discouraged and stressed today, because the doctor called with the results of Edward’s most recent bloodwork, and there were good things and bad things, and it all basically means we have to try new things: new medicines, new dosages, more bloodwork in a month. His doctor is so good at explaining things, and I feel good about his ideas and his reasons, but it is still stressful and worrisome. I especially hate reading the potential side effects list of a new medication.

Also, you will not believe this, but the lab (the one that made us go back three times for one set of tests) called yesterday and said they’d neglected to do one of the tests. And fortunately I called the doctor to let him know, because one of the nurses there looked it up and said “…No, we have all the results right here.” So the lab was going to have us come back and redo a test that HAD IN FACT BEEN DONE, and then our insurance would not have covered the duplicate, unnecessary test. So an additional source of stress right now is figuring out what to do about that, because I don’t want to use this lab anymore.

Option A is to drive two hours down to the horrible big city every time Edward needs bloodwork; that’s where we have it done when we’re there anyway for an appointment with his specialist. Upside: they do it right every single time; they always have the right kits; they are part of the same hospital as Edward’s doctor, so the lab/doctor communication is superb. Downside: driving into a city, among drivers who, when I’m scared or can’t figure things out, think I’m being a princess or an idiot or both, and that honking at me will communicate to me the correct way to get through the intersection THEY are familiar with and therefore find easy. Additional downside: every time we take that trip, a part of me honestly believes we will die. I’m not overstating this for comic effect. Additional downside: it takes more than half a day to do it this way, and it has to be during the school day. I’m trying hard to minimize the amount of school Edward misses.

A suboption for Option A is to take a shuttle that would drop us off half a mile from the hospital. Upside: someone else does the driving; fear of death significantly reduced. Downsides: the additional scheduling hassle; the fear of doing something new when I don’t know how it works; walking with a child in the city, when I basically broadcast Town Mouse from every pore; increased fear of getting mugged; same problems with taking half a day and missing school.

Option B is to go to a different lab, the one connected with our pediatrician. Our insurance company says the one we’ve been going to is the only reasonably local lab they will cover. However, when they told me that the only place we could get x-rays done was two hours away in the city, I decided to pay cash and take William to the place in our town. AND THE INSURANCE DID COVER IT, AFTER SAYING THEY DIDN’T EVEN RECOGNIZE THE EXISTENCE OF THAT PLACE. (And it’s not just that I’m misunderstanding, because the place has signs up all over the walls saying patients with our insurance may not be covered; and once when I went there for something for myself, it created an enormous insurance tangle involving backdated referrals for services I didn’t even get.) So I could just take Edward to that lab (same place as the x-ray place) and risk it. Downside: one of the tests is very, very, very expensive. Like, even AFTER insurance we pay $250 of it. So if insurance WOULDN’T cover this lab, we’d be in trouble. However, we don’t get the super-expensive test every time, so Option B may work for the times when we don’t need that test.

Option C is sort of the same as Option B, but involves trying a DIFFERENT different lab. I’ve heard people talking about Quest Labs as being the place their insurance covers. There’s one of those near us. We could try that one. I looked on THEIR website and THEY say they take our insurance. Downside: maybe they’ll be just as bad as the other lab we’ve been going to. Upside: they could hardly be WORSE. And they’re a shorter drive, and now I know the kit needs to be ordered, and that I should go Monday-Thursday, and so forth.

Well, I’m agitated. I think I’ll go into the kitchen and start making things with pumpkin and cinnamon and cranberries. It always makes me feel cheery to imagine so many of us in our kitchens at the same time, working with such similar ingredients.