1. Presumed Innocent, by Scott Turow, if you like courtroom drama books. My mother recommended it to me, saying it was one of the few books she and my dad had both liked. She added, “Now, there will be some scenes that you will not like to think of your mother as reading…” OH INDEED, INDEED THERE WERE. But I still liked the book. I’m watching the movie now, and I’m glad I read the book first or I would have had trouble figuring out what was going on and who was who. [Edited to add: The movie cuts out about 9/10ths of the book, and Harrison Ford makes one single facial expression through the entire thing. I think I’d only recommend the book.]

2. Sita Sings the Blues. This is one of the oddest movies I have ever seen (funny/accurate summary from the Wikipedia article: “It intersperses events from the Ramayana, illustrated conversation between Indian shadow puppets, musical interludes voiced with tracks by Annette Hanshaw and scenes from the artist’s own life”), and it’s free. That is, you can have it for free. You can also buy it, if you want to support the artist, and Paul and I liked the movie so much we HAVE bought it for people. It’s like nothing else I’ve seen, a weird mix of 1920s/30s music and four kinds of animation and…I don’t even know what to tell you except to try it and see if it’s to your tastes as well. Maybe watch some of the samples on YouTube. (My favorite is the song “Rama’s Great.” Very catchy.)

3. Everything Matters! by Ron Currie Jr. I read this long enough ago that it’s now bargain-priced, and all I remember is that it kind of blew my mind and I wanted to remember to recommend it to you. It’s about this guy who gets alien/omniscient advice, starting in THE WOMB, and I was kind of envious.

4. I don’t necessary RECOMMEND Friday Night Lights (Netflix link) per se, but I want everyone else to watch it because I’M watching it and I want to refer to it and be understood. It has been highly recommended to me from a variety of sources and it’s very soapy (it reminds me a lot of One Tree Hill)—but it’s QUALITY soapy and I’m near the end of season 1 and I’m still watching (I credit Connie Britton and the guy who plays Landry), so at this point I want to have company watching it so we can talk about it.

5. This song seems a little WRONG in some hard-to-put-a-finger-on way, but Paul and I both get it stuck in our heads ALL THE TIME, and the kids love it:

6. The Diniwilks post Compromise was for me a highly interesting and entertaining look at how negotiations/decisions go in someone else’s marriage. I strongly identified; it’s similar in our household.

7. The book Howl’s Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones. (I hadn’t realized this was the same author as two of my childhood favorite books, Witch Week and Charmed Life.) We’ve watched the movie (Netflix link) a few times and we all like it, but the children watch it with the acceptance they give to all things they don’t yet understand about life, while their father and I watch it thinking “What the?” The book makes much more sense, and is very different in many ways. I’m giving it to Rob and William to read, too.

8. Paul reads to the kids each night in three age-divided batches, and The Penderwicks was the book he just finished reading to the oldest group. He said he didn’t expect them to like an old-fashionedy book about four girls, but they were RAPT. So then I read it too, and I liked it a lot. It reminded me of the kind of books I liked as a child, like Little Women and The Five Little Peppers.

9. Paul assures me that everyone has already heard of the game Age of War, but _I_ hadn’t heard of it, so there. Henry and I have continued to play Sonny pretty much every day, and Age of War is NOT a turn-taking game so we were a little freaked out at first (the transcript would show me saying “AAAAAAAA they’re coming at us!! AAAAAA what am I supposed to do?? AAAAAAAAAAA they keep shooting!! AAAAAAAAAA pause it pause it pause it!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!). I recommend playing it with a 13-year-old sitting next to you and patiently bossing you, because I don’t think I would ever have figured out how to play it otherwise.

I re-watched part of The Incredibles yesterday, which was a mistake since I needed to look over a dental plan option today. In The Incredibles, the dad of the family works for an insurance company, and legitimate claims are being denied left and right, and the boss keeps saying he doesn’t care if it’s a legitimate claim, DENY IT!! Make it IMPOSSIBLE for the clients to figure out how to get what they paid for!! Or else you’re FIRED!! (The Incredibles dad eventually loses it and throws the boss through several walls, which is satisfying.)

Anyway, the forms. I can’t tell if it’s worth it. FIRST, the dental plan collects $1,700 per year from us. (There’s no employer contribution, though it’s “through” the employer.) THEN, if I understand the simple, easy-to-read charts correctly, they cover what they feel like covering, at the percentage they feel like covering it, up to a maximum of $1,000/year per family member. And next year, we’ll get a letter from HR saying that the rates have doubled. Is that a good deal, or not?

We might have economies of scale going for us, here, since the amount per year is “per family.” So, for a family of four, maybe they don’t use more than $1,700 in coverage (plus the co-pays and deductibles) most years; but for a family of seven, we can use that in annual check-ups alone. BUT: although the cost is per family, the limit is still per person.

AND: it doesn’t cover our dentist. Or any dentist I’ve ever heard of. So we’d have to switch from the dentist we like to an unknown dentist, and then we add to our lives the SHEER RAGE of finding out after every check-up that we weren’t covered for what we thought we were covered for. Not to mention that I don’t see how I can get two check-ups/cleanings/x-rays and maybe a filling per year and still have much left of my personal $1,000 maximum to pay for, say, a crown.

Also, if we have insurance, the dentist will switch their view of us from Poor Unfortunate Uninsured mode to Milk-Cow mode. Currently, our dentist looks at our file and says “…Oh. No insurance. Well, if you like, we can wait on those x-rays until next time.” Or if I don’t want a certain procedure considered essential for EVERYONE living in a country that has already greatly shifted the definition of “basic care,” I can say regretfully, “No dental insurance,” and they back right off: I mean, you either have that kind of money or you don’t. But as soon as I have insurance, it doesn’t matter if it costs $1,700/year before I get any benefit at all, and it doesn’t matter that a procedure isn’t covered or is only covered once every four years at 50%, suddenly we “have dental insurance!” Which sounds like “Everything’s free!” to us, and like “Switch to Luxury Level dental care because everything’s paid for!” to the dentist.

And it’s hard to collect information from other people about whether coverage is worth it or not, because hardly anyone (including me) sits down and figures out the math. So if I asked you right now if it was worth it, you might say “OH, yes, TOTALLY!”–and yet you could be WRONG WRONG WRONG. Say for example you’ve for years been spending $1,700/year on coverage for $1,000/year of benefits (in other words, losing $700 a year on the deal), but then one year you needed a $4,000 procedure and 80% of it was covered so you only had to pay $800, WHEW. You no longer even notice the monthly payment taken out of your check, but you DID notice the huge relief of not having to pay the $4,000—so you might feel as if the insurance was totally worth it. And yet you wouldn’t even have broken even: your costs would still have exceeded your benefits. (And now you’re not eligible for that $4,000 procedure for another 6 years.)

(And also, even THIS happy story wouldn’t apply to the plan I’m looking at this morning, since benefits cut off at $1,000/year/person, so that $4,000 procedure would be covered at $1,000 minus the dental care covered that year—or, about $700, say, at absolute most, with the other $3,300 due to my dentally-insured self.) (This really isn’t sounding like it’s worth it, as I type it out.)

It’s also complicated because with health and life insurance, you may have heard the expression “a gamble you WANT to lose”: that is, we don’t mind if we put in more money than we get out, because the only way for the insurance to be a good deal is if we have a serious problem—and we’d rather lose money on the deal than get cancer and/or die in order to come out ahead. This is NOT the case with dental insurance: especially with a $1,000/year maximum per person (i.e., when we can’t think of it as “But in a big dental crisis, we’d get a huge benefit out of it”), we DO need to come out ahead for it to be worth it.

I am going to see if I can do this math.

$1,700/year for $7,000/year maximum coverage
but the $7,000 is misleading because it’s $1,000/person
and most of us won’t get anywhere near $1,000 in a regular year
and remember we sometimes have to pay a percentage of a procedure
but we get our xrays/cleanings 100% covered
(as long as we don’t get them done too often)
and if we needed fillings, we’d get more benefit
but sealants are already done for $20 through the school system
and we’d have to switch dentists, which I don’t want to do
but soon Paul and I will be needing more serious work
but it’s still only $1,000/year coverage for each of us

No wonder nobody does the math. It’s not math, it’s a LEAP OF FAITH. A leap of faith into the arms of companies we know make a huge profit. And that profit is COMING FROM SOMEWHERE, which is an equation I CAN do.

Describing a run-of-the-mill illness is like describing a dream. “I was too sick to take a shower.” “It was so weird, it was LIKE our house, but it was ALSO our old apartment.” “I sat in my recliner, but that turned out to be too active for me, so I had to lie on the couch.” “You were you? but it was weird, you were also NOT you, you know?” “The barfing was bad, but it was the whole-body soreness that really got to me.” “We were walking through, like, a park? I guess? And, like, you were telling me about your cat, but then suddenly Allison was there, and…” “I was TOO SICK TO CHECK TWITTER.”

Illnesses and dreams feel so consuming, but they don’t transfer well to the storytelling realm. Suffice it to say, I had a stomach virus (or perhaps food poisoning; it’s hard to tell the difference) that completely felled me. And please note: the use of the term “stomach virus” is deliberate, to avoid spreading the highly misleading term “stomach flu.” If we are vigilant over our entire lifetimes, if we spread the “stomach flu IS NOT FLU” message every chance we get, one day we may reach a utopia where no one will ever say again, “We were barfing all weekend! Stupid useless flu shot!!”

Who STARTED calling it stomach flu, anyway? Did they realize what they were doing? YES, some people barf when they have influenza; that doesn’t mean that barfing = influenza. Influenza can also involve coughing and sneezing, but that doesn’t mean that if your cold involves coughing and sneezing you have the cold flu; influenza can involve a sore throat, but that doesn’t mean if you have a sore throat from strep you have the strep flu. A stomach virus might be CALLED stomach flu in a casual way, and that is FINE and I DO IT MYSELF, but it is only REALLY fine as long as all the speakers and all the listeners understand that it is NOT FLU. The flu shot does nothing to prevent it, BECAUSE IT IS NOT FLU. Why is it called flu if it’s not flu? I don’t know, why is a cold called a cold even though it’s not about feeling cold? Why don’t we have a singular pronoun instead of having to say “his or her” and “he or she” all the time? LANGUAGE IS WEIRD LIKE DREAMS.

Are we all clear? Because I could go on. Except I’m kind of too tired and sore still to go on, so just re-read the post kthanx.

Let’s discuss: What makes this a “Moms'” storage pack?

I dreamed last night that we were snowed in and stranded, so I nursed a friend’s baby. Which reminded me of something I hadn’t thought of in a long time, which is the time I DID nurse a friend’s baby.

We were out shopping with our babies, far from home; she’d forgotten her diaper bag; we were considering whether she wanted to buy a pack of bottles and a can of formula and then try to wash the new items and mix a bottle in the bathroom; and while we were talking over the options we went to the baby section and found the store was out of the kind of formula she needed. My friend remarked how convenient breastfeeding must be for me at times like this: there’s no way to forget the bottles, no way to be out of the formula, no need to ask a restaurant employee for some warm water. We discussed if we needed to just abandon the outing and go home, or if we should load the babies back into the car and drive to another store to get the formula.

I think I was the one who raised the idea. I said something like “Too bad I can’t just nurse her!” And there was a little pause as I waited for my friend to be grossed out and she waited for me to be grossed out, and neither of us was grossed out so we thought we would just go ahead and try it: maybe the baby wouldn’t be willing, and then we’d abandon our plans for the day and drive to another store that had her formula, or stay here and get a different kind of formula, or WHATEVER, but in any case we’d call those Plans B and C and D, and now we had a Plan A.

I’d often mulled the idea of nursing someone else’s baby, and of course until very recent times such things used to be commonplace. Whenever I was nursing a baby of my own I’d wish it were possible to offer “Breastfeeding Daycare,” where I’d take care of someone else’s baby and also nurse the baby during the day. That would work great, if weekends wouldn’t then be kind of a problem—and if it were legal, which considering the extremely strict regulations for childcare services I’m guessing it isn’t. (And can you imagine calling around to find out?)

With my fifth baby, I’d become pretty immune to The Alleged Magic and Wonder of Breastfeeding. Hum de hum, shirt up, latch the baby on, sit there and read a book while ordinary biology does its ordinary thing, done and done. But nursing someone else’s child brought the stun factor back into it: I am FEEDING THIS BABY. We are MAMMALS. MAMMALS!

I have had an insight. Please await it.

It started when Rob and I were having that unpleasant conversation in which he wanted to know why Everyone Couldn’t Just Get Along, and I wasn’t really sure.

It continued to simmer during the whole War on Christmas thing that comes up every year, when I think it was Caitlin who remarked so insightfully that it seemed like it was actually a War on Happy Holidays.

And then, in the shower this morning, between applying the conditioner and rinsing it out, is when I figured out Where Religion Went Wrong. This is RICH STUFF, people. (It was Tresemmé Advanced Technology Salon Performance.) And as with all insights, I can confidently assume that many, many people have already ALSO had this insight—but “having it first” and “being the only one to have had it” are not required for something to be categorized as an insight, so THAT’S okay.

Braced for salon-quality brilliance? Okay! Here it is: it went wrong when it turned outward instead of inward. Religion works beautifully, I assume, if each participant uses it as a guideline for working earnestly on their own behavior, and for improving their own relationship with the god or gods of that particular religion. This holy book says our deity doesn’t want us to get tattoos, so I will not. This holy book says our deity doesn’t want us to eat pork, so I will not. This holy book says our deity doesn’t want us to have sex during a woman’s period, so I will not. This holy book says our deity wants us to take care of the poor, so I will. This holy book says our deity wants to give over 10% of all my money to our church, so I will. Lovely for everyone.

The trouble started when people INSTEAD said: This holy book says not to get tattoos, so I will picket outside tattoo parlors, even though the holy book doesn’t say anything about wanting me to picket. This holy book says not to eat pork, so I will tell other people they must not do it either, even if they don’t belong to my religion and the holy book isn’t trying to give rules for people who don’t belong to my religion. This holy book says not to have sex during a woman’s period, so I will make sure that our national laws list it as a prosecutable perversion for everyone, whether they belong to the same religion or not. And worst of all: I don’t choose to follow the rule about giving 10% of my income, and that rule about not getting tattoos isn’t relevant to our times, and I don’t think the rule about taking care of the poor applies to THESE poor people or to anything _I_ should be doing—but I will put tremendous time and energy into making sure other people follow that rule about not having sex during a woman’s period.

The only holy book I’m familiar with is the Christian Bible, but it’s weird that it even COVERS this with “Take the 2×4 out of your own eye before you try to get the speck of sawdust out of someone else’s” and “You can throw stones as soon as you’re perfect in every way”—the obvious message in both cases being that no one will EVER be available to work on someone else’s issues. And yet that’s not the way it goes down a lot of the time.

I don’t see why people CAN’T get along, as long as religion (and, as long as we’re at it, various self-improvement programs) stay inward-focused. If one person is working on herself, and another person is working on HERself, they can be friends even at a restaurant where one orders a ham sandwich and the other drinks wine. It’s when one person decides to start working on SOMEONE ELSE’S flaws that we run into problems. Nobody LIKES that, is the issue I think.

Er, which is why I’m DEFINITELY NOT working on other people’s flaws with this post. Certainly not. I am merely recommending my conditioner, in case you decide for yourself that it’s right for you.

First a discouraged post, and now a frustrated one. And kind of boring, too: I can barely get through the proof-reading of it.

Edward. To review: at his six-year check-up this summer, he hadn’t grown since his five-year check-up, and he had also lost a couple of pounds. The pediatrician sent him for blood work, which showed anemia: his iron is supposed to be mid-11ish at minimum, and he’s low-9ish. That doesn’t sound very severe to me, but apparently anemia can indicate Scarier Things, especially when combined with not-growing.

First the pediatrician had us add an 18mg iron supplement to his diet, and we started giving him citrus fruit/juice whenever he had the supplement (or one of the iron-fortified cereals he eats daily) (vitamin C helps the body absorb iron), and we were careful to separate all the iron stuff from calcium (calcium anti-helps the body absorb iron).

We re-did the blood test after two months, and it was the same. So the pediatrician added an additional 14mg iron supplement to his diet. The 14mg and 18mg supplements are each listed as about 100% of the RDA for his age, plus he’s eating the iron-fortified cereal that’s listed as another 100% of the RDA. Plus of course he gets iron from other foods such as meat and legumes.

We re-did the blood test again this week after another two months, and he’s budged up two-tenths of a thing of iron—so, if it was 9.1 before, it’s 9.3 now. The pediatrician says great, it’s working, let’s add another 14mg of iron, for a total of 46 mg of iron supplements per day.

I’m thinking that a 200% RDA iron supplementation with a diet that already contains a good deal of iron-fortified cereal should have resulted in more of an improvement than .2, after over FOUR MONTHS of it. I realize it can take awhile for iron levels to rise, but it’s BEEN awhile now.

When I said to the pediatrician that this worried me that so much iron was giving us so little result, he said no, it’s looking good, and may just take time. Which, I knew it would take some time, but this seems like ample time. I feel frustrated because this has been six months and three blood-draws and three co-pays to hear the results, and I’m getting uncomfortable with this level of iron supplementation. Plus, Edward still hasn’t gained any weight since age five. And I’m worried because what I’ve read online is that anemia that isn’t affected by diet is the kind to worry about, so if there’s something else going on I don’t want to just let it KEEP GOING ON.

Here’s my plan. I’m going to make his 7-year check-up with the other pediatrician in the practice. (We see both doctors, just whoever’s available, so this won’t be weird.) We’ve been seeing the same pediatrician for this whole iron thing, which makes sense so that one doctor can be tracking the story. But if I see the other pediatrician for the check-up, I can run it by him and see what he thinks.

I’m also hoping that some of you have experience with this and can say things like “Oh, it’s because that level of anemia is like a 99.5 fever: it’s not really anything to worry about” or “It seems like .2 wouldn’t be significant, but actually it is” or “WHAT? This is nuts! The absolute cut-off for iron supplements at his age is 30mg!! Something is wrong here!”

I am so discouraged with how this whole Preschool = Abundant Time thing is working out. When we signed Henry up about a year ago, I started counting weeks until it would begin in the fall. Three and a half hours! Three times a week! UNIMAGINABLE FREEDOM!!! I will have so much more time to blog, and without being interrupted several times a minute!

Here is how things went today, and this is typical:

8:30 Take Henry to preschool
8:35 Exercise, and undo negative effects of exercise
9:40 Grocery store, and putting away groceries
11:00 At my computer, with an entire hour remaining

I am not complaining about that hour. No indeed. An hour all by myself in the quiet house is SUPER KEEN, and there is no denying THAT! But as usual it is about COMPARISONS. One hour compared to nothing is WONDERFUL. One hour compared to the anticipated three-point-five hours is…depressing.

Each time, I have to walk myself through it. I didn’t “lose” an hour and five minutes exercising; I GAINED the opportunity to exercise! *finger to dimple*! I didn’t “lose” an hour and twenty minutes buying groceries and putting them away; I GAINED a grocery store trip in total peace and concentration! *smile that does not reach eyes*!

Over the years I have gone in and out of exercise, and I assume that pattern will continue. There is no reason for me to think that one spurt of exercise motivation will be different from the others and will suddenly last forever and be easy and wonderful. No, it is always unpleasant and I always hate it, and there is never one single session that I look forward to. But I try not to discuss every single start-up and fade-off, because that gets boring, and also because most such accounts seem to lack introspection: everyone’s new health kick is FINALLY THE ONE THAT WORKS. Step aerobics and low-fat 4eva!!! Tae Bo and Zone 4eva!!! Pilates and whole grains 4eva!!! Zumba and low-carb 4eva!!!

But I am on an ON cycle right now, and it has been long enough to be an Actual phase rather than one of my many, many Attempted phases, so that’s nice also. The temptation is to only complain about everything I HATE about exercising, and so I am RISING ABOVE that and forcing myself to do the opposite. Here is what I LIKE about exercising, typed while CLENCHING MY TEETH.

1. My knees can get kind of achy if I don’t exercise, which brings to mind ads for chairs that will help me to stand. If I exercise too much, they hurt even worse. But if I exercise the right amount, they feel better.

2. Working on my balance problem. My brother still occasionally mentions the time I was in high school and tripped WHILE STANDING STILL. (Hello, there was a PATTERN on that linoleum.) When I’ve been exercising, I notice I’m quicker to regain my balance if I lose some of it.

3. Feeling like I’m all Ms. Muscles McBallet. Instead of just bending over (lift with your back!) for the pan lid, I fling one leg out behind me and lever down like one of those drinking bird toys. If I’m waiting for something to boil, I crouch a little because it’ll help improve my thigh muscles which in turn will help me the next time I exercise. This is why I think Jillian is so idiotic: for some of us, taking the stairs isn’t some pathetic cop-out we should feel ashamed of trying to fool ourselves with; instead, it’s what makes us feel like one million small movements are worth doing, so we do those one million small movements instead of NOT doing them.

4. Feeling all awesome. When I’m walking along, or when I’m folding laundry, I feel the muscles! engaging! and the cardiovascular system! kicking in! Again, see point about Jillian and how crappy her advice truly is. Her message is “Be perfectly 100% ultimately fit in every way, or else DON’T BOTHER, YOU PATHETIC FOOL.” I reject it. I feel all awesome and motivated to do more when I do a bunch of small things. I don’t feel awesome and motivated to do more when someone yells that doing small things is pathetic and useless.

5. When I have to do something active, like walking up a hill or taking some stairs, I notice my muscles feel all happy about it, rather than feeling resentful and tired.

6. Having more overall pep/perk. When I’m going from the kitchen to the computer room, or from the computer room to the kitchen, I often break into a run. This was startling to the children at first, but they have become accustomed to it.

7. Sleeping better. I fall asleep more easily. If I wake up at 3:00, I’m less likely to stay awake watching a mental slideshow of Every Time I Screwed Up.

8. Feeling like I am Improving. I am getting better at what I’m doing. This happens in other areas of life as well, so it’s not that it HAS to happen in this arena—but it’s nice, for a change of pace, to have it happening in a physical realm. At first I could barely do 10 minutes; now I can do 30! At first I couldn’t figure out WHAT this exercise was supposed to do because I couldn’t feel ANYTHING; now I think OH, I get it!

9. Being able to say at a doctor appointment that YES, I DO exercise.

10. Feeling like I’m doing things to delay death. My guess is that I’m not actually doing much to delay death: most of our ancestors had jobs that kept them physically active until they died at 52, but of course they were also eating a ton of local organic unprocessed whole foods, so maybe THAT’S what shortened their life expectancies. But our current culture believes that I AM going to live longer because I exercise a fraction of the amount my farmer ancestors did, and so I believe that I might be, and that is a pleasant belief. I am exercising, so I will live longer wheeeeeeee! Or shorter—we’ll have to see how this all pans out, considering right now we know almost nothing about anything! But if I’m wrong I’m in good company wheeeeeeee!

11. Whether it prolongs life or not, “use it or lose it” is a saying that seems to hold true over the ages, and whatever years I DO have are more likely to involve better balance and an easier time getting a pan lid out of the oven drawer. Unless I get REALLY into exercising and destroy my joints.

12. Watching movies while I exercise is the only way I can make myself do it at all. So this means I am suddenly seeing movies! LOTS of movies! I saw Inception! I saw The Kids Are All Right! I’m watching Friday Night Lights! I kind of know what other people are talking about, sometimes!

The things I hate about exercise are too numerous to…enumerate. Which isn’t going to stop me.

I hate being hot. I hate sweating. I hate hearing it wouldn’t be boring and hateful if I’d just find the kind of exercise I LOVE, DUH! I hate how the first month I start exercising I put on ten pounds, and I don’t lose it until I (inevitably) quit exercising. I hate how no amount of exercise is ever considered “enough”: you always need to be doing MORE.

I don’t know if I could choose my absolute least-favorite thing about exercise, but today the honor goes to how much TIME it takes. When Henry started three-morning-a-week preschool last fall, I had a little talk with myself. I was pretty stern. I informed myself that with three mornings all by myself in the house, I certainly could spare 30 minutes three times a week to exercise.

And is it 30 minutes? Is it hell. From the moment I pull out the Wii Fit board until the moment I’m dressed in non-gross clothes again, it’s 60 minutes. And that’s to get an amount of exercise many people would consider completely negligible, and may I just as an aside kick their legs out from under them as they head out for their lazy little 5-mile run because they’re taking it easy today.

So, to exercise just enough that my doctor assumes I’m lying to her, it costs me three hours per week (plus ten pounds). That is a lot of time. And in case you are feeling tempted to argue with me, let me say it again with more of a “now is not the right moment for a receptive response to that argument” spin to my eye contact: THAT IS A LOT OF TIME. Three hours a week is a lot of time. Do you want me to add “to me” to the end of that sentence? I will at the end of the paragraph, but right now I’m to riled up to add that qualifier. I suppose if I were sitting around bored, flipping channels and then going to bed early because I couldn’t think of anything else to do, it might not be that big of a deal to me. But I spend every day almost PANTING with things I need/want to do. I hate bedtime because I’m always in the middle of something. Three hours is a lot of time to me.

It means giving up three hours of things I would rather do, every single week, for a benefit I have to take on faith. I am forced to assume it’s worth it. I am forced to assume the exercise benefit is better for my health than the extra ten pounds is bad for it. I am forced to assume that if I am someday fortunate enough to be an old lady, I will be more grateful for the three hours a week I spent exercising than I would be if I’d spent the three hours a week blogging or reading or cleaning or doing ANYTHING AT ALL I’D RATHER DO. Which I AM assuming, which is why I’m more than four months into this latest effort. But I am not HAPPY about it, and I’m not going to call it “me time” or “time for MYSELF” or whatever: this is a sacrifice, and I hate it. It’s CHORE time. If I were someone who used the expression “Me time,” I’d reserve it for things I LIKE DOING. Such as writing about how much I hate exercising.