Good pregnancy feelings:
- I am doing something important every second of every day, even if I am eating Dove chocolates and reading a People Magazine.
- I wonder if this baby will be a boy or a girl?
- I wonder what we should name the baby?
- I wonder if it will be twins again?
- I can eat well and exercise, for actual health reasons and not for “being healthier” in the sense of “I don’t care what I have to eat or not eat, I WILL hold up my ‘fat pants’ next to me and be dwarfed by them.”
- Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, a BABY.
Bad pregnancy feelings:
- I think I’m going to barf.
- Nothing sounds good. What can I eat? Everything looks gross.
- That statistic my mom told me ten years ago about most families having one more child than they should have had. My mom, who makes up statistics. That I then believe, for some reason.
- I can’t believe I have to go through this physical misery again.
- Oh my god, the medication I took before I knew I was pregnant!
- Oh my god, I didn’t realize too much ginger was dangerous!
- Oh my god, now I have to be careful of AROMATHERAPEUTIC OILS??
- Definitely, I am going to barf.
