It seems almost too SOON for a contest, doesn’t it? We JUST HAD contests. We are still a little WRUNG OUT from contests. Nevertheless, we are having another contest! Because I won Jess Loolu’s pay-it-forward contest, and now it is my turn to send a package!
First, let’s take a look at the awesome package Jess Loolu sent me:
That is a polka-dotted terry sundress for Elizabeth and a set of extremely cool gift-tags (I’ll use one on the package!). Both items from, as Jess puts it in the pretty card, “your boyfriend Target.”
It will not be easy to measure up to the glory that was that package; I love BOTH items SO MUCH. But I will try! And as I mentioned in the post about my date with Paul, I have one item, an item PAUL-APPROVED for cuteness. It is this tube-shaped pencil tin:
I think you can see it larger if you click on it. Inside the tin are a dozen colored pencils with those same little pictures on the sides—and the pencils are rounded-triangular, so they don’t roll away. ALSO, the cap has a lion’s face on it! Oh, it is so cute! Do you see in the photo how my hand is sort of CLUTCHING the tube, like I am unwilling to let it go? THAT IS NO ILLUSION.
And that is just the START of the package I am assembling! Who knows what else I will put in there? WHO KNOWS?
So now let’s talk about the rules, and how this thing goes. If you want to win the contest, you will leave a comment in this post’s comment section before Tuesday, May 20th, noon, United States Pacific Time. You don’t have to say anything in particular. You can say “hi!” You can say, “I like squirrels.” You can say, “Roses are red / Violets are blue / I want to win this contest / So let me.” It does not matter what you say—and there is no sense either kissing up or working the pity angle, because I’ll use a random number generator to pick someone, and the random number generator’s mathematical heart is unswayed by kissing-up and pity. UNSWAYED!
And! If you win! You must pay it forward! In this context, that means you must assemble a package and mail it to someone else.
Now go comment if you want to be entered. If you need help deciding what to say, why don’t you tell me if your face is dry, oily, or combination?
badgers? we don’t need mo stinking badgers!
What an excellent contest idea!
Combination.
I like tuh-tles.
Too sleep deprived to say anything.
I’m glad I don’t have to say that I like squirrels, because lying would be a bad way to enter a contest!
Combination skin, for sure.
And to the random number generator, I say, 42!
combination fo sho!
I feel like my skin is changing with each trimester and I simply can’t keep up with the product required to make it look a step up from death. It’s Monday – I’m not exactly glass half full on Monday’s.
Stop looking at me swan!
I was trying to pay attention to this post, but I was woefully distracted by what seemed like BEAUTIFUL flowers outside the window behind the prize. Do you garden, TOO? Is there no end to Swistle’s powers?
Contest sounds like fun.
Combination.
My face tends to be oily.
Squirrels taste like chicken.
(just kidding, I have no idea if this is true or not)
Oily. Like the Exxon Valdez crashed on my forehead.
Elizabeth- Ha ha! No. We have a flowering shrub in our yard. I do nothing but neglect it and occasionally prune the living heck out of it.
Delurking for the first time to enter your contest! What a fun idea!
I’m entering this contest, for sure!
Combination skin…
Oh, SO glad I sneaked away from my mother for a moment and saw this post.
Combination skin.
Oh, and random number generator? You NEVER randomly generate MY number. Let’s see if we can change that, huh?
Love this contest. The colored pencils are too cute.
Combination. Only not your normal combination. My nose alone is combination. The sides of my nose are dry and flaky. The tip of my nose is so greasy you could fry a french fry on there. WTH nose? What is your problem??
I do not like squirrels, but I do love chipmunks. What makes a chipmunk so much cuter than a squirrel? Maybe their high pitch voices.
So sad that I had to consider the possible humiliation of failing to appropriately pay it forward before I entered.
Dry skin. LIZARD dry.
Totally combination skin but thanks to my lovely Morgan who does my facials and waxing, I have finally gotten the right products for me (that are cheap!) and now my skin is as close to normal as it will ever be.
I love the idea of this pay-it-forward contest, by the way!
not trying to play the pity card or anything, but I AM having lunch with my inlaws today….SANS HUSBAND!
I know, I’m a saint. For this I will receive many crowns. And one of them I’ll pay forward.
I like squirrels with combination skin!
roses are red,
violets are blue,
my combination skin
has acne too.
(WOE.)
happy to see this post after possibly the worst night of sleep (or lack thereof) ever. i hate monday.
Combination= face
Lizardesque= hands and feet (despite GALLONS of lotion)
yeah! Contests are fun!
I love contests!
I’m in!
Well, since the random generator is unsympathetic, I say: I WANT THOSE PENCILS woman!
Have a nice day.
What a fun contest!!
Oily, oily skin. Argh.
I think random contests are my favorite, since no skill is needed. I wasn’t even CLOSE on your name.
And, combination skin. Hate.
….maybe there is a way to bribe the generator….
Due to pregnancy hormones, my skin can be any of the 3 on any given day.
And Alice’s comment is GREAT!
i love that alien pattern ! i got the bag and have been using it as a diaper bag. jack loves it.
I love those pencils unfortunately though I think the random number generator hates me so oh well.
Also my skin it’s a mess, combination and acne prone, yuck. Share with me your secrets oh wise Swistle.
Combination skin.
These contests are so fun.
I heart you, random number generator.
Fun pencils! DRY forehead, oily nose.
I like squirrels.
AND contests.
Oooh, pick me. Pick Me (totally spoken by Eddie Murphy as Shrek’s Donkey)
:)
Oh, and I have a combo t-zone skin. What a drag.
Sadly, I have to second Alice’s poem.
I would love to pay it forward!!!
This is a great idea, I love contests!
I’ve always had a soft place in my heart for possums. They’re our continent’s only native marsupial. And their only real downside is that they’re ugly. Which seems a bit harsh to me; we should not punish possums for being ugly.
Also, you know what makes a great not-so-fatty diet food? Saltines with jelly.
I am SO in! I figure I enter enough of these I’m bound to win someday! :)
My three year old anointed himself and, consequently, everything within a five foot radius, with my favorite shade of mineral makeup blush this morning. He was head-to-toe sparkly pink and gold. Little stinker did his best to first hide the evidence and then to wash off before Mommy found out!
Skin: combination, with an especially shiny, oily nose.
oh fun! those pencils are awesome!
Great idea!
This is fun. Hope I win. Because I like stuff. :) And you have excellent taste.
Yes, yes, I hear. UNSWAYED. It is just true, eh.
Combination
I want to play!
I want to “Pay it Forward”.
According to the good people at the Clinique counter, I’m combination. How do they know that???
Hey, how about a diet update post? I’m on a diet too, and I’d love to hear how you’re doing. (I’m doing WW).
Is it ok that I am also in love with your boyfriend Target?
Dry. Dry as a desert.
Also? I totally LIED about that rimshot thing b/c no sooner had I made that comment did The Man enter the computer area and we did it back and forth for TOO LONG.
Ba-dum-dum.
whooo-hoooo!
Delurking purely to enter this contest!
Hi! My name is Jennifer & for dessert last night I had a (small) bowl of chocolate chips since my husband was out of town.
Heather- Oh, yes. Target and I have an “open relationship.”
Marie Green- Okay! Good idea!
Combination!
And Holy Cuteness!
My skin is a haphazard and unpredictable combination. Woe is me. WOE.
Ugh, oily. And even more so since the birth of #2 5 months ago.
I love pay-it-forward contests!
Spring has arrived!
Oily in the summer – combo in the winter. Needless to say I love the oily skin = no wrinkles ;)
I’d love to play!
Me too!!!
I have terrible oily skin. And I hate snakes.
I never win contests: I am the unluckiest person I know. Not that it stops me from trying.
There, see now? If I win, it’ll be nicely ironic.
Pick Me! Oh Pick Me Great Random Generator!!
Combination skin…
Good taste, Swistle, that pencil tin is adorable!
My skin is generally oily. Unless it’s in the dead of winter, then it’s dry and I must moisturize.
Who likes squirrels? I can’t even remember if you spell it with 2 R’s or 2 L’s. Grr. In random story-ness: my dad once had a squirrel fall from a tree into his truck bed at work. Some of his coworkers saw it happen. The squirrel fell into the side of the bed and got stuck. It seriously ripped up his truck and caused thousands of dollars of damage. He didn’t believe the coworkers when they told him what happened until he saw the damage. Then he called my mom (who is an insurance agent) and asked her what they cover for squirrel damage. HA! He will ALWAYS hate squirrels.
Mmmm. Pencils.
Hello there! My face is very oily and I like squirrels!
My skin is pretty normal, with a fancy chin-zit once a month. Joy.
If anyone’s asking, and I know Swistle almost always is – my skin now expressly sports the Fresh makeup line. From concealer to foundation to powder to bronzer to eye shadow and more, for me, it’s all Fresh, all the time.
Perhaps my pay it forward package (pick me, pick me, pick me) might be filled with items of the Fresh persuasion.
Is “pay it forward” a new hip phrase? Is it the new “it is what it is?”
Me, me, me! Count me in. What a really fun idea.
Let’s see… I suppose squirrels are alright. My skin? Right now it’s rather high school like thanks to the whole pregnant thing.
Combination, but more oily.
if you like cheesecake, go get Ben and Jerry’s cheesecake brownie ice cream. Now.
cool idea for a contest! dry skin.
Ooh! I love this!
My favorite insult:
To my friend Cheryl from her ex-fiance:
“You have the cold, dead heart of a lizard.”
Does anyone know the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are WANTED!
I like pelicans.
May- Yes! It’s like casting bread upon the waters, and I think hoping someone ELSE’S bread will then come floating by for you, while YOUR bread goes on to someone else casting their OWN bread.
Um…
Lawn Gnome.
Sensitive desert skin, dehydrated.
Oooh….I want to play. And if I win, since I live overseas, I get to pay it forward with stuff from Japan!!
I love this! You are so much fun.
Dry Skin here.
Thanks for visiting my blog! I’m not a big fan of the invisible cylon-talking man either, but my crush on Lee Adama sustains me through the show.
Ooohhh! This would be fun! I’d love to win, not just for the sake of receiving fabulous goodies, but for assembling an equally package of goodies to send off!
Hooray for random number generators!
Oily…but I hear this will be good for keeping wrinkles away someday…
You didn’t tell us that Devan had her baby!!
Love the contest idea!
Ehm, I like to watch bumblebees and wonder at their lack of aerodynamics.
Love the idea and want in too! And, I have to tell you that I made your Andes Mint Brownies the other night for a party and everyone loved them! Everyone was impressed because I don’t bake if it doesn’t come from a box. So thanks for all the effort to put that recipe together and make it so easy to make for dough-heads like me. ;)
P.S. That was in no way a suck up move; it’s true and I just wanted you to know how yummy those brownies are
I’m in! This is great fun! :)
Oh this is cheering me up from my shitty day. So thanks!
I don’t have a blog, so if I win, you’ll have to pick a SECOND winner so I’ll have someone to send a package to. Otherwise, I’d have to send it to my sister, and while I owe her a care package anyway, she would open it, and then do nothing forward or backwards or any which way. So pick me and someone else for me!
Anonymous- I thought Devan would probably want to announce it herself.
I love it.
My skin is dry but I have some pimples right now. :( gross
I’m a teacher! I need pencils!
Skin = dried-up-old-crone kind
Target is my boyfriend
I don’t like squirrels, except in stew.
What a great idea for a giveaway! I love paying-it-forward!
Oily right now.
combination, as in oily some weeks and dry others.
Hello. Been reading for a long time, decided it was time to delurk:)
I’m so tired but had to get in on this before my mommy brain forgot! :) What a fun idea!
oh, i love those pencils!!
all hail the great number generator ;)
Word verification can be fun. I always think its some shorthand thing I’d know if I were cooler –like lol. Reading Henry is THE best.
Word verification can be fun. I always think its some shorthand thing I’d know if I were cooler –like lol. Reading Henry is THE best.
Is it combination if I worry about adult onset acne and wrinkles all at the same time?
Oh random number generator how do I love thee? Let’s count…
Horrible, pregnant skin here.
Hi– I have oily skin and I’m in Birmingham, AL– humidity city!
Slowly shifting from nasty-oily to more dry… Maybe I have lived in the desert for far too long?
I want SURPRISES! Please?
And Target…? He totally asked for my number the other day. We’ve been getting together on the sly ever since. Sorry. I hear he still loves you, though.
A contest? That I didn’t disqualify myself from? Bring it on random number generator.
That dress is so cute. And I swear I had a pencil thing really similar to that one when I was a kid.
Random Number Generator: You hair looks so good today. (Can’t hurt, right?)
I REALLY like squirrels.
It’s bog ultrasound day at the Mrs. CPA house. And I need some pencils! And other fun stuff! To be announced later!
blah, blah, blah. That’s all I can think of to say.
I guess combination. Although right now, dry, because I got sun burned and am not quite peeling yet.
Also…I love pencils, I can’t wait to see what else you have assembled in your package!
I have the kind of skin that currently requires me to have a very large third eye. Winning a contest would make me feel ever so better…
I love your blogs – especially the baby name one. I’m also passionate about baby names. Keep up the great work.
This is an awesome idea! I love it!
Yay! I love your contests Swistle
Freckles
combo baby! sweet contest! i hope to win so i can pay it forward!!!
I want to win contest even though the movie Pay it Foward made me cry myself into a migraine.
–Kim
Deeeeee-trooooiiiiiit
Baaaaaasssket-Balllllll
Dude. Oily skin, but not as bad as it used to be.
Come, random generator! No whammies, no whammies!
well…i hope your computer likes 131.
I on the other hand like Day-Quil!
Combo since the pregnancy. Wheee.
Oily, oily, oily.
I don’t have a Blog. Can I still enter your contest?
Dianne- YES! Consider yourself entered. What I’ll do is, if someone without a blog wins, I can choose a second person from the contest to be the recipient. If the SECOND person has a blog, then they can get it back on the blog chain that way.
Groovy contest.
I kind of hope I don’t win, but I want to participate anyway because the LION LID IS SO CUTE.
Plus my daughter could really use some pencils for all this pesky homework!
Is it noon yet? no? SWEET! Squirrel Poo it is!
I have no idea if I made the cut off. I totally live on the edge.
is it noon in california yet? Seriously, I have no idea.
my skin, it’s normal, but large-pored.