{"id":6842,"date":"2010-01-18T17:24:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-18T21:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/2010\/01\/18\/baby-naming-story-2\/"},"modified":"2010-01-18T17:24:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-18T21:24:00","slug":"baby-naming-story-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/2010\/01\/18\/baby-naming-story-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby Naming Story"},"content":{"rendered":"

I liked this story I read of how a baby’s name was chosen, and I thought you might like it too. It’s from Kirida dot com<\/a>, and Mona has generously allowed me to reprint an excerpt here:<\/p>\n

We decided our second baby\u2019s name this weekend and a choir of angels sprung forth in our house. Well, actually I went, \u201cAHHHHHHHH!\u201d which is as close to cherubic as you\u2019ll get in our hotbed of hedonism and Cinemax favorites. For a few weeks, Mike has been set on the name Chase, which is a fine name in itself. It\u2019s French, it means \u201chunter.\u201d It also represents the damn bill I get every month. I told Mike no, I would not have Chase as a son. It doesn\u2019t fit our family and it\u2019s not like the company would lower my interest rate if I sent in a birth certificate with my next payment, like hey you guys, can\u2019t we do something? I mean, meet me halfway, I named my son after you! What are you going to do about my reward points?!?<\/p>\n

I loved \u201cN\u201d names\u2013Nolan being my favorite. I also loved Simon which is still an awesome name to have. Simon was the smartest of the three chipmunks. Simon liked to take baths and do drawreeeengs, you cheeky monkey!<\/p>\n

So there was a war between Chase and Simon. Mike kept saying that our son\u2019s ass would get beaten at the park with a name like that, which makes me wonder what kind of freaking park we would take our kids where names are reason enough for a beatdown. Wouldn\u2019t he be beaten down for something else? Like winning the spelling bee and showing punks how to spell \u201cpaternity test\u201d? Still, it was pretty contentious. Mike doesn\u2019t backdown and the more I fought against Chase, the more he was convinced that it was the BEST. NAME. EVER. (Which again, is a great name, but not for me!)<\/p>\n

We did the logical thing which was to ask our three-year-old what he thought. I mean, this kid has a lot of opinions. He\u2019ll walk up to me and say, \u201cMommy! I like your susu (chamorro word for BOOBIES)\u201d Then using his little toddler finger, points to my right boob and adds, \u201cTHIS ONE.\u201d<\/p>\n

So we said, \u201cNathan, which do you like more\u2013Chase or Simon?\u201d Read the rest of the story over at Kirida dot com.<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I liked this story I read of how a baby’s name was chosen, and I thought you might like it too. It’s from Kirida dot com, and Mona has generously allowed me to reprint an excerpt here: We decided our second baby\u2019s name this weekend and a choir of angels sprung forth in our house. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3iyiG-1Mm","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6842"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6842\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}