{"id":6685,"date":"2010-08-17T06:18:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-17T10:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/2010\/08\/17\/lets-name-a-parakeet\/"},"modified":"2010-08-17T06:18:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-17T10:18:00","slug":"lets-name-a-parakeet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/2010\/08\/17\/lets-name-a-parakeet\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s Name a Parakeet!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jasmine writes:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I don&#8217;t want this to seem flippant, but I&#8217;m having some trouble naming my parakeet and I thought it might be fun for you\/the site readers to enjoy.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the problem: my parakeet is a boy. All the boy names I would consider for a pet are also names I would consider for Potential Future Offspring, and I don&#8217;t want to &#8220;waste&#8221; my good names on a pet. The names I like tend to be offbeat and quirky: Zeke, Bruno, Rufus. I&#8217;d like to name him something that is an actual people name, or something that sounds like it could be. One name I considered is Zuke (short for Zucchini), but he&#8217;s blue instead of green like most parakeets, so I&#8217;m not sure if this is weird.<\/p>\n<p>I also like names that have a meaning. With pets, this also extends to puns. I&#8217;ve considered Marty McFly and Conrad Birdie, but I&#8217;m not really settled on either of them.<\/p>\n<p>Since he&#8217;s my first pet that&#8217;s entirely mine, I was thinking this could be an opportunity to come up with a fun, loose &#8220;theme&#8221; that I can use to name future pets. I&#8217;ve contemplated authors (Gabriel Garcia Marquez, &#8220;Markie&#8221; for short), 80&#8217;s movie characters (Marty McFly), and characters from books (Pip, but that would quickly become &#8220;Pippy&#8221;, a girl&#8217;s name). <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, if this is too silly to post, don&#8217;t, but I&#8217;d at least love your input. I recently read that you&#8217;re trying to name your cat Bonnet, which I think is adorable, and I thought you might be able to provide a little insight. <\/p>\n<p>Thanks!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Indeed, I empathize:  we&#8217;ve had our kitten for three and a half weeks and she is still nameless.  And this does seem like a nice change of pace from naming babies.  Would anyone like to name a parakeet?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jasmine writes: I don&#8217;t want this to seem flippant, but I&#8217;m having some trouble naming my parakeet and I thought it might be fun for you\/the site readers to enjoy. Here&#8217;s the problem: my parakeet is a boy. All the boy names I would consider for a pet are also names I would consider for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3iyiG-1JP","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6685\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swistle.com\/babynames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}